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CLUB TOUR

BELFAST 2010

Day 1 
6th May, flight to Belfast delayed for two hours so it was to the bar gents for a practice in Guiness drinking .
Once we got under way a few required the loo but they all seem to manage to lock the toilet bar one.
Flasher DIXON could not lock the toilet door and in walked the air stewardess to the cries of YOU DIRTY AULD WRINKLY.
Once all was calm and the stewardess revived we boarded THE TIGER THE SHARABANG COACH which took us to our  hotel, Jury’s .      The athletes then got straight in to training and went looking for the nearest boozer. I.E THE DOCETT THE CROWN/ WETHERSPOONS /FIBBER MAGEES then back to the hotel to loosen up for the first bowling challenge.

EWARTS BC - First class setting excellent people plus a victory for the tourists captain HARRISON leading his troops to victory.                    But EWARTS never knew what was about to come, after they had laid on a superb buffet.
 It all started when the cabaret broke into Song and the tourists took over. The place erupted with cha cha CAMPBELL leading the onslaught to the dance floor, followed closely behind Jim[Simon Cowell] Bathgate to the sounds of [ THE KILLERS ---HUMAN]. Then the rest of the tourists were up on the seats/ tables dancing along , to the shocked members of EWARTS BC who took exactly five seconds to join in.
From then on it was no stopping, the club was buzzing and a great night was had by all. Then it was back to the hotel for ovaltine & digestive biscuits then tucked up around 0200 hrs as good athletes should be. On the DRINK FOR 20HRS good start for the Tourists. 
GOOD NIGHT, CANT WAIT FOR FRIDAY.

FRIDAY 7TH  MAY  -  All tourists reported for breakfast, 2 sausages 2 eggs 3 rashers of bacon toast coffee.  A prelambrolation was in order, a stott aboot the shops then aff tae the docket bar for light training and more falling doon liquid.   A quick ask ‘whae wants drappped’? and  4 hands Shot up .     So it was up to rocky cha cha Campbell to lead the charge and keep the winning run going, which he done with gusto, but it was announced as a draw   Once again a superb buffet was laid on and a cabaret.    We had a few good wins in this game GRUNTY YOUNG was in sparkling form along with the PIMP KEEK SMITH WHO WAS DRESSED ALL IN WHITE AT THE AIRPORT AND MADE  A FEW EXTRA QUID .   ONCE AGAIN The dancers were on form led by DAVIE I AM GOD DEWAR.   The judge has been busy this tour, GRAHAM ‘AVE LOST MA BLAZER FLIGHT’ got a tanking from the judge  [  Rt honJjudge Bathtubs  BBC KKK FTP STV SHITE HOOSE ] WAS VERY HARD ON THE PRISONERS.  We were well treated by the Belmont BC and once again the members joined in in all the antics of the tourists.     BOB  BUNN  BAIN  was the DRUNK OF THE DAY BUT ESCAPED THE JUDGE.   After a great day and victorious evening it back to finish of another training cool done at the hotel bar till 0200hrs. Then prepare for CASTLETON BREAKFAST, call is whenever you can make it DAVY SCOTT.

DAY 3       The march on CASTLETON started early, the tourists were up early for a light training, which consisted of a huge breakfast a couple of coffees and then off to the pub for team talks.  We received a warm welcome from our hosts then invaded the bar to help the hosts bar funds, as you do when you visit other clubs, it is only polite.
The game went well it and ended in a draw, with the tourists winning by two shots.  Yes I can see you saying,  what!!   but we were playing in IRELAND so that should answer your question.
SCOTTY RON led by example with the other BACARDI TWIN. Gary Largue got a GOOD TAN as the weather was superb.
The players dropped for the day played amongst themselves, NORTHERN V DUDLEY.     D. DEWAR  S. HAWTHORNE  G. FLIGHT [NO BLAZER] J. RANALDI took a hiding from the NORTHERN FOUR,  STAN [HEN BROON ] CHRISTIE,  ROY[CHA CHA ] CAMPBELL  BOB[SILVERBACK] LEE, JIM[ SIMON COWELL ] BATHGATE,   GARY[VIN DESIL LARGUE..     We had two drunks of the day, TAM THE SAILOR THOMSON & DAVIE [I AM GOD] DEWAR, who I must say, did consume a Belly Fae, then stated he was the best dancer in the world. WELL IF HE WAS THE WORLDS BEST DANCER ALLAN MITCHELL HAS LOST HIS TITLE .   WILLIE MONAGUE NORRIE STENTON GOT HEAVY Fines for not having a blazer, WILLIE THE MOLE & Norrie [the chanter] Stenton  for not wearing his carddie when it was chilly.  
 Great night of Cabaret but it was put into SECOND PLACE BY ALEX [BLUE BERRY HILL] YOUNG whop brought the house down,  along with CASTLETON DANCER DAVY[IM GOD AND THE BEST DANCER] DEWAR who dance like a constipated Coo.  Then it was back to the hotel for a WARM DOON in the bar and that’s when TAM THE SAILOR woke up.
OFF TO BED FOR THE FALLS ENCOUNTER.

DAY 4         There were a few casualties in the ranks next morning. Breakfast was a quiet affair with a lot of orange and apple juice being drunk. It was a warm morning, at least I think that was the cause but as I am not a doctor, I can’t think of another reason.
We gathered outside the hotel for breathing and light training. The breathing was hard enough so the rest was cancelled.
On to the Tiger, the tourists boarded their bus and made their merry way to the FALLS B.C.
Unfortunately, we were met by THERE IS NOBODY HERE TO GREET YOU ON YOUR WELCOME,   so as athletes do in these circumstances, we hit the bar    We held the Court and fined their President, PAT BUTLER, a Fiver for not being there on time.
We played the game, Captained by THE SILVERBACK, and suffered our first defeat in THREE TOURS.
After the game over, we had our tea, Chicken Curry with mince pie and cold meat on top, which went down a treat. As around eight or nine of our hosts left at this stage, we sat around and mulled over the tour before heading back to the hotel and finished the night in the bar.
              
DAY 5       Day five started as every tour has ever ended, ROC, Cha Cha Campbell a little under the weather.  He was asking, Am I Human, or am I Dancing? To which the tourists answer was, Nah, yer Deed, but it would be a tour ending without Cha Cha being poorly.
We did get a big surprise to find that Davie Scott had actually been on tour with us, as he emerged from his room to his cries of ‘I’VE BEEN SLEEPING, WHATS HAPPENING THEN LADS? 
We boarded the plane for home, only to be hit with the big Ash problem yet again. However, this time it cleared quite quickly as it was only coming from Kenny Dixon’s cigar.
A special meeting was called on the Saturday to enquire, ‘Why was WILLIE RAE, wearing the Silverback’s trousers? And also to ask, WHO TOLD DAVE SMITH TO LOOK SO CHEERFUL ALL THE TIME.?
Finally, it was off into the evening the tourists went, with all the laughs from Belfast still in their thoughts. 
SO ONCE AGAIN TO THE TOURISTS, ANOTHER GREAT  TOUR
THANK YOU AND HERE’S TO 2012                   
P.S WE DID MISS THE BUDGIE  

 

To see some photo's of the Belfast Tour click on the link:   BELFAST TOUR PHOTO'S